The shit I get sent via email #1
“Hey all we want you to please RSVP now to confirm your press pass to hear an unbelievable announcement that will revolutionize the Ireland entertainment industry. This announcement will affect the entertainment economy for years to come!”
”I am contacting you in regards to current client/United States Pop-Star, and Dublin native Miss Jayne. We are hoping to have you attend and/or cover Miss Jayne’s official “Return Home” press junket …..
Approximately thirty members of The Dublin Press and other prestigious community members have RSVP’d and will be in attendance. Miss Jayne will be providing food and drinks for all members of the press.”
“Miss Jayne will be making her two-week Ireland radio push while in town. She is returning home to pay homage to the roots that have lead to her international fame. Miss Jayne will be discussing such topics as her Billboard chart-topping US singles “FAME” and “Ching-Ching,” her relationship with Justin Timbelake, 2006 Miss Ireland, and of course her Ireland success and nasty break-up with former girl group “Divine” & their singles including “Butterflies.”
“You will also get the latest gossip and scandal on the long lasting vendetta going on between Miss Jayne and Irish pop/rap sensation Lucci Minx.”
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